11.11.2008

The Things They Say

The other day my mom was over and Ainsley was calling Jessica "sweet pea". As serious as can be, she made sure to tell my mom that is was the pea you eat and not pee pee!

At Whole Foods Ains saw a hanging advertisement with an older lady on it. This is the conversation that followed:
Ains: Hey, that lady is cracking!
Me: Well, she's not really cracking, she's wrinkled from things like age, the sun, things in the air.
Ains: Is your skin cracking yet?
Me: Boy, I hope not but, it will someday and yours will too. That's why we have to take care of our skin.
Ains: You have nice skin, Mommy.

I may have nice skin but my driving doesn't suit her to well...

While out driving the other day, Ains said from her seat all the way in back, "Mom, you're a bad driver". To which I replied, "Thanks, Ains. Someday when you're driving I'll tell you that!"
Ains: You're not coming with me when I drive!
Me: Sorry to tell you but, when you first start driving, I have to come with you!
Then came the look of defeat in the rear view mirror.

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